The good, the bad and the shirtless

I read the best piece of news today. Apparently the good Mr. Vladimir Putin has been nominated for the Nobel peace price. Well, I say it was about time too. I mean the way he's just peacefully trying to take over Ukraine with the help of 15000 soldiers and 150 000 tanks and all. The Russian soldiers are over there petting and hugging the Ukrainian people as we speak.

In the spirit of Mr. Putin here, I thought of other rewards that would be equally reasonable.

1) The Big Bad Wolf being rewarded for demonstrating the little Piggies how hazardous their houses were

2) The Wicked Witch being rewarded for feeding Snow White the apple, as Snowy was clearly tired and needed a little rest

3)  Hitler being rewarded for creating some excitement and fireworks for the whole Europe in 1939-1945 (he was actually also nominated for the peace price after the Olympics in Berlin... go figure)

4) Bill Clinton being rewarded for demonstrating how it's important to have good working relationships with the interns instead of looking down on them (insert your own inappropriate joke here modifying the last sentence a little.... got it? No? Nevermind...)

5) Silvio Berlusconi (same as above but with teenage girls from Morocco)

6) My client who pays an invoice 30 days too late being rewarded for safekeeping my money on my behalf

7) My insurance agent who tricked me into having double insurance being rewarded for making me feel extra safe

8) All the tobacco companies being rewarded for making our lives a little shorter so we don't get bored

9) The catholic priests being rewarded for not suing the little choir boys for getting too close

10) Leonardo di Caprio being rewarded an Oscar just so that we can finally stop talking about how it's really sad he's done so poorly in his life

Just saying.

Go Putin, and don't forget to wear a shirt for the ceremony.

First the gay friendly atmosphere,
and now the peace price nomination...
I mean, is there anything he
WON'T do for world peace??!!